Beryl Dov

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."