Beryl Dov

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."