Beryl Dov

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

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"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."