Beryl Dov

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

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"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."