Beryl Dov

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."