Beryl Dov

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."