Beryl Dov

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."