Beryl Dov

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."