Beryl Dov

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."