Beryl Dov

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."