Beryl Dov

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."