Beryl Dov

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"