Beryl Dov

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

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"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."