Beryl Dov

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."