Beryl Dov

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."