Beryl Dov

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."