Beryl Dov

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."