Beryl Dov

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."