Beryl Dov

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."