Beryl Dov

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."