Beryl Dov

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."