Beryl Dov

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."