Beryl Dov

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."