Beryl Dov

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

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"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."