Beryl Dov

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."