Beryl Dov

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."