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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."
"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."
"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."
"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."
"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."
"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."