Beryl Dov

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."