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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."
"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."
"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."
"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."
"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."
"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."
"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."
"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."
"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."
"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."