Beryl Dov

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."