Beryl Dov

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"