Beryl Dov

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."