Beryl Dov

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."