Beryl Dov

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."