Beryl Dov

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."