Beryl Dov

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."