Beryl Dov

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."