Beryl Dov

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."