Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

"Ow! My brains!"

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

"What's up?"[asked Ford.]I don't know,"said Marvin, "I've never been there."

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

"Exactly!"said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"Don't Panic."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"