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"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"A person today who seems to have a great sense of self-esteem has his or her childhood days to thank for it."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"