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"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"I have my own theory: ignorance is bliss. The less you know, the more confident you can be in tackling things."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"If someone does not consider those around them to be valuable and hold only themselves in high regard, they too have a very bad self-esteem."

"You cannot run at full throttle when applying your mindset to all of the different things running through your head. Focusing is the key to manifesting your desires."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end, it's only with yourself."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Transform, from a fault-finder and blamer to a solution-finder and appreciator."