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"Be mindful. Be grateful. Be positive. Be true. Be kind."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Some good can emerge from the most horrific of events. There is something positive hidden in every negative, and something negative in every positive. Life is complicated, and a balanced person can see both sides."

"Whatever you dream of, there will be fulfillment."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"If you start identifying your inner self with the spirit of pure potentiality then you are aligning with the power that helps in the manifestation of all energy in the form of matter."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Today’s experience is necessary to equip you fully for the future."

"Doctor, I appreciate your diagnosis, but I will not accept your verdict"

"Give up smoking cold turkey. Start a diet in the next 5 min. Accept that job right away. Life can be beautiful without planning!"

"All we demanded was our right to twinkle."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."