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"Always think extra hard before crossing over to a bad side, if you were weak enough to cross over, you may not be strong enough to cross back!"

"Today’s experience is necessary to equip you fully for the future."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Don’t let mental blocks control you. Set yourself free. Confront your fear and turn the mental blocks into building blocks."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"What we are waiting for is not as important as what happens to us while we are waiting. Trust the process."

"Single” is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize."

"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Flexibility requires an open mind and a welcoming of new alternatives."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."