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"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"When people tell you that you are good for nothing, remember that God made the world from nothing and nothing can change into something anytime."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"There are some places in life where you can only go alone. Embrace the beauty of your solo journey."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Always have an air of expectancy."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Poverty: a temporary financial low, curable by money."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"The first place where self-esteem begins its journey is within us."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."