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"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Your own dreams stand alone, longing to be fulfilled, and you wonder if it will ever happen. You must have faith. Just as the bus was a little late, so too can fulfilment of your desires come a bit late."

"But when nothing in your life happens in a positive frame, it is difficult to think positively and hope for the best."

"It is not enough if you just live life as it comes to you like a floating leaf in a pond. Make use of the powers bestowed in you and soar like an eagle."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."