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"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"When you concentrate your energy purposely on the future possibility that you aspire to realize, your energy is passed on to it and makes it attracted to you with a force stronger than the one you directed towards it."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Each person has got a voice inside them. Communicate with it and take hold of it. Do not let it push and shove you around – you are its master!"

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."