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"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Minds are like flowers, they only open when the time is right."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Always think extra hard before crossing over to a bad side, if you were weak enough to cross over, you may not be strong enough to cross back!"

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."