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"The cosmic believer needs the energy of the universe to survive spiritually."

"Everything we experience in life is designed to shape our characters."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Affirmations are our mental vitamins, providing the supplementary positive thoughts we need to balance the barrage of negative events and thoughts we experience daily."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Our own self-esteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want."

"Follow your heart. It will lead you to where you need to be."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"If we can acquire an attitude of self-belief, then we will surely determine our future actions and our future life opportunities."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."