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"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Your dreams will come true, but do not be overly demanding. Be logical – there are not enough mansions for everyone in the world, are there?"

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"On the other hand, if the future is not the one you chose then you may have to use your willpower to obtain the future of your liking."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Appreciate every little beautiful moment in every day of your life. Give it a try and you'll see the world from another perspective."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."