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"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures."

"You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"The greatest danger to our future is apathy."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."