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"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Having faith makes you vibrate at a frequency level that is identical to that of the universe, providing you a result that you would not have arrived at before."

"When you are drowned by your sorry state, and you feel as if you are carried away from the road that leads to your desires, you should know that you are the one responsible for being led away from the right path."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"One of the best times for figuring out who you are & what you really want out of life? Right after a break-up."

"i hope thatwhoever you arewherever you areand no matter howyou are feelingyou will always have somethingto smile about."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Using your mind is a faster method to getting what you want. I mean, all you have to do is sit there. What could be easier?"

"On the other hand, if the future is not the one you chose then you may have to use your willpower to obtain the future of your liking."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."