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"Hard work is what you do to make ends meet, easy work is getting others to do the hard work for you."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"It's easy and natural to be thankful when your expectations are met. The real test of your faith is when things don't go your way, or when you are in pain."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Exhaust your worries and they will soon leave you."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."