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"Appreciate every little beautiful moment in every day of your life. Give it a try and you'll see the world from another perspective."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"The more you go with the flow of life and surrender the outcome to God, and the less you seek constant clarity, the more you will find that fabulous things start to show up in your life."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"It's not strength, it's PERCEPTION that makes you stronger. If you change how you SEE it, you'll change how you FEEL about it."

"In matters of the heart as well, a certain level of negativity and suspicion is universally recommended. You may try to project a thoroughly positive outlook in order to attract a potential boyfriend, but you are also advised to Google him."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"If you learn to really sit with loneliness and embrace it for the gift that it is…an opportunity to get to know YOU, to learn how strong you really are, to depend on no one but YOU for your happiness…you will realize that a little loneliness goes a LONG way in creating a richer, deeper, more vibrant and colorful YOU."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"No matter whether you believe in luck or chance, the final decision is from yourself."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Mind is a flexible mirror, adjust it, to see a better world."

"There is never a moment when God is not in control. Relax! He’s got you covered."

"Explore the depth of the sacred world."