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"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."

"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."

"This Valentine’s Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes—small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members."

"Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having."

"Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious."

"A break up is the closest thing to bereavement"

"Give a man a centimeter and he'll think he's a ruler."

"The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his arms. It's seen in the love with which he EMBRACES you."

"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."

"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."

"So many women are fighting to receive my love that Chuck Norris had to intervene, and instantly he was defeated by desire. #OutBoastKanye"

"Be careful whom you choose to love. This decision will impact your future life and happiness in ways you cannot yet imagine."

"For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first."

"Lots of things can be fixed. Things can be fixed. But many times, relationships between people cannot be fixed, because they should not be fixed. You're aboard a ship setting sail, and the other person has joined the inland circus, or is boarding a different ship, and you just can't be with each other anymore. Because you shouldn't be."

"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."

"I wish I hadn't. I wish I'd fought for you. I was weak and stupid."

"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."

"The storm is coming whether you’re aware of it or not, and whether you’re prepared for it or not. Thank God you have a man like me in your life, a man with a variety of umbrellas for sale in an affordable range of prices."

"Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back."

"My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around."