relationship

"I have rubbed shoulders with the rich, the powerful, and the armless. It’s how to network when handshakes aren’t an option."

"You fit into melike a hook into an eyea fish hookan open eye"

"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."

"Living together/ is one move closer/ to living apart"

"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."

"Miscommunication is endless."

"It was never about the world being too big, it was more like she was too much for the world to handle."

"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."

"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."

"I had a dream about you. Our relationship faded from red to white, and somewhere in the middle, in the pink zone, I told you I loved you and you returned it. However, at white, our relationship went black and I sought red in the arms of another woman."

"Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup.Forget the laughs, forget the fights, forget the sex, forget the jealousy. But take off your hat and observe a moment's silence for the legions of unknown tubes of foundation, mascara, eyeliner, blusher and lipstick who died that it might all have been possible. But who died in vain."

"When relationships fail it is usually because someone chooses not to show up for the battle."

"misgivings, n.Last night, I got up the courage to ask you if you regretted us. "There are things I miss,"you said. "But if I didn't have you, I'd miss more."

"A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman's heart."

"What and how much had I lost by trying to do only what was expected of me instead of what I myself had wished to do?"

"I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot."

"It's a lot easier to be lost than found. It's the reason we're always searching and rarely discovered--so many locks not enough keys."

"Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with."

"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."