At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa!... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
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"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."