At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa!... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."