Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide lo... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."

"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."

"A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder."