Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide lo... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."
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"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
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