More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"The clouds are like marble in the sky, and I just want to make a kitchen counter out of the atmosphere. I can cook like a flock of birds."
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"I wear a ten-gallon cowboy hat. That’s where I keep my fish tank. When you’re a farmer of love, you’ve always got pink kissers on your mind."