More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."
"My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast."