#chairs

"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."

"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."

"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."

"Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow."