Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s wher... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."
"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."