#prostitution

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

"A woman with an education may be able to spend more time sitting in a chair instead of lying on her back. A sound advantage, I should think."

"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."

"Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers."